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Creeper at the Gym

Dear Man At the Gym who Keeps Talking to Me Even Though I Never Make Eye Contact with You,

Thank you for recommending that ab exercise that you think I should be doing.

Thank you for pointing out the fact that I’m running on the defective treadmill, and suggesting that I move to the treadmill closest to you.

Thank you for staring at my breasts – reminding me that I forgot to pack a sports bra today.

Thank you for being so F&*CKING annoying that I ran for 1.5 miles on level 5 without stopping. A new record for me.

For that reason, and that reason alone, I hope to see you there tomorrow.

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3 Comments

  • Reply Kimmy January 15, 2013 at 2:32 am

    Hilarious! I get so excited when I see you post something new.

    • Reply dailybee2 January 15, 2013 at 2:35 am

      Aww, thanks Kimmy! I know you can relate to many of these mommy stories!!

  • Reply Ashley Haymond January 15, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Hi Julie. I also love reading your posts- you’ve got great wit and writing style. Very nice, and I laugh every time. Keep up the good work! 🙂

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