A few weeks ago my adorable coworker, Brittany, came to me… frustrated.
She’d been shopping for clothes and NOTHING fit (welcome to the club, right?)
“Where were you shopping?” I asked.
“Macy’s” she answered. But with more prodding, I discovered, she’d been browsing the JUNIOR’s department [insert gasp].
Well, there’s your problem.
She’s 24 and in that weird stage between being a teenager and a woman (when you’re getting your master’s degree, but still shopping at Charlotte Russe.)
Girl, you grew a booty in undergrad, and I’m sorry but….you can’t shop there anymore.
This is not something to bemoan. It’s something to celebrate!
It’s time to welcome new fabrics into your wardrobe like cotton, jersey knit, and linen! Time to embrace even sizes like 2,4, 6 and 8!
Sure, you can “fit” into a 9, but your ass crack is going to hang out a little. And let’s get a handle on those love handles, shall we?
It’s a tough transition, I know.
Retailers call it “misses.”
I prefer to think of it as “ween-ager” – because you really do have to wean yourself off of the teenage shopping mentality. I’m almost 30, and I still incorporate pieces from Forever 21 into my wardrobe.
The trick is knowing the kinds of pieces (like probably not pants) that you can get away with – without the other mommies at the park talking shit about you.
Even if you’ve got a bangin’ body, it’s probably best to say goodbye to crop tops, daisy dukes, super low-rise jeans (or super high-waisted jeans for that matter. Your camel toe wasn’t cute then, and it’s not cute now.) And definitely none of those sweatpants with words on the butt.
“Juicy” has a whole new meaning after you’ve had children and peed your pants a few times.
I convinced my young grasshopper to let me take her shopping.
I told her to bring $200 and block off 4 hours for trying on clothes.
Before we left, I asked her a few questions about her style and what kinds of items she wanted. I also assessed her closet to see what she already had and what she needed.
Together, we turned “Blah Blah Brittany” into “Boho Chic Barbie!”
Click here to see photos from the makeover!