About Me

What I Write About

This blog is about real life, because I couldn’t make this sh$t up if I tried.

My posts are mostly satirical accounts of my every day experiences as a mom, wife, friend and worker bee – with the occasional heartwarming story thrown in.

I try not to take life too seriously, because most of the time, all you can do is laugh.

Disclaimer: If you are offended by the occasional bad word or references to lady parts, this blog probably isn’t for you. Alternatively, if you are specifically looking for lady-parts, this blog probably isn’t for you.

Who I Am

I’ve been married to my high school sweetheart for 10 years, which means according to statistics, we probably won’t last much longer (subscribe now, before it’s over!)

I have a 6-year old son and a baby girl on the way, so I’m basically a parenting expert.

I work in marketing for a well-respected, highly professional organization, that would likely prefer to not be associated with this blog in any way.

Some of my favorite things include: $4 bottles of Barefoot Cabernet, flamingos, Frank Sinatra and the color turquoise.

Some of my least favorite things include (but are not limited to): fake sugar, nursing homes, fussy babies in restaurants, and mouth breathing.

Why Follow Me?

Can we just get straight to being friends? We have so much in common.

We’re all just trying to control our temper, our stomach flab and our spending in Target. Am I right?

I have no free printables or coupons with which to bribe you. If you want to subscribe anyway, I’d be stoked!

16 Comments

  • Reply lynette ramer October 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    YOU ARE ALWAYS FANTASTIC TO ME–AUNT NET
    I TRULY BELIEVE YOU ON COMEDY CENTRAL ———-

  • Reply lynette ramer October 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    I tried to say, belong on comedy central—–

  • Reply Ellen March 22, 2012 at 2:29 am

    Your stories make me smile and laugh. Keep writing Jules. You are very talented!

    Love,
    Belle

  • Reply Ashley Singleton April 14, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    Hey Julie! Thank you for welcoming me to your blog 🙂 – Ashley Singleton

  • Reply jenburby August 17, 2016 at 12:35 am

    Looks awesome Julie! Can’t wait to keep reading and laughing along with you. You’re hilar. xo

    • Reply thebedfordwife August 17, 2016 at 12:38 am

      THANK YOU JEN! Now I need to get to writing, haha!

  • Reply Elizabeth August 17, 2016 at 12:39 am

    So excited for the new look! Love it!

    • Reply Julie August 17, 2016 at 1:29 am

      Thanks Elizabeth! Xo

  • Reply Hillary Thorn August 17, 2016 at 12:54 am

    Fyi…trader joes has a $3 wine selection and it’s amazing. Also…can’t wait to get back to reading your posts! I’m usually in tears from laughing so hard and Anthony usually thinks I’m insane. I frequently refer to Colt’s “cocos on the wall” post. Lol

    • Reply Julie August 17, 2016 at 2:05 am

      I’m gonna be all over that $3 wine in about 8.5 weeks. 😉

  • Reply Peggy Marlatt August 17, 2016 at 1:54 am

    Love the new look! Can’t wait to keep laughing with the new adventures baby girl will bring to the Bedford lives!

    • Reply Julie August 17, 2016 at 2:06 am

      Aww, thanks Peggy!!

  • Reply Rose August 17, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Love reading your blog and being your neighbor. You’re just so cute and real. Makes me wish I could start the mom journey all over again just to incorporate more laughter. I believe Colt will give you some great material as a big brother. 😘😘

    • Reply Julie August 18, 2016 at 12:13 am

      I love being your neighbor more! (And you should start a blog too, you are so funny!) And yes, Colt is a great source of material 🙂

  • Reply Karen macaluso August 17, 2016 at 12:11 pm

    Love your stories!

    • Reply Julie August 18, 2016 at 12:13 am

      Thanks for reading Karen!! xo

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