A few weeks ago my adorable coworker, Brittany, came to me… frustrated.
She’d been shopping for clothes and NOTHING fit (welcome to the club, right?)
“Where were you shopping?” I asked.
“Macy’s” she answered. But with more prodding, I discovered, she’d been browsing the JUNIOR’s department [insert gasp].
Well, there’s your problem.
She’s 24 and in that weird stage between being a teenager and a woman (when you’re getting your master’s degree,
I’ve always had an aversion to hair.
At age 9, I discovered a mound of grey curly hair sitting atop the eggs and bacon of my breakfast sandwich at Waffle House. Since then, I’ve had a full-fledged phobia of hair, and Waffle Houses.
It’s probably why I wear my hair in a pony-tail most days, despite the fact that I spend countless hours highlighting, conditioning, straightening and coiffing it to look like one of Kim Zolciak’s wigs.
This past weekend one of my besties got married at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort in beautiful downtown St. Petersburg, FL.
I knew it was going to be a high class affair, and I also knew I’d be spending some time with my just married, child-free friends who still have money… and abs.
I prepared in every way possible. I bought a new dress (albeit a $24.99 dress from Forever 21), purchased new accessories,
Funny things happen to your body after you have a baby.
Even if you get back to the same “size” you were pre-pregnancy, your parts are all in slightly different locations.
Things are a little…. longer…and a little… lower…than they were before.
Not only do you have an actual baby to worry about now, but you also have all these jiggly bits to manage.