I’ve been gone for a while – absent from the blogosphere for more than a year!
Why, you ask?
For many reasons, including but not limited to….laziness, depression, change in priorities, loss of interest, headache, fatigue…
Basically all the side effects of Cialis.
But now, I’m back! A year older. A year happier. A little fatter.
Speaking of…I just started the Couch to 5k Running Plan.
I got pulled over for the first time on my way home from work a few weeks ago.
I wasn’t speeding like a bat out of hell or anything. My car is 12 years old. It physically can’t go that fast.
I was going 35 in a 25, and I drove right into a speed trap.
In my defense, it was the eve of our honeymoon cruise,
The hardest part about taking an adult ballet class is finding a leotard.
After two hours and five stores, my friend Brittany and I had lost all hope.
Why did every store clerk look at us like we had some weird fetish?
Stop treating us like pedophiles, and tell us where your pink tights are located!
Our last ditch effort was the local Wal-mart. We risked our lives going there after dark,