‘It’s the night before Christmas, and all thro’ the house,
Every damn person is stirring, both upstairs and down.
The stockings are hung on the entertainment center with care,
I wish someone else would fill them, so I could go wash my hair.
Our little city hosts several fun family events throughout the year – Sunday in the Park, the 4th of July Parade…
The annual Christmas Tree Bonfire.
At nightfall, families gather at the park to watch the city’s hottest firefighters set our dead trees ablaze.
And I literally mean hottest firefighters. This blaze gets so hot, you might as well wear your bathing suit under your parka.
(I imagine the guys that work the “bonfire”
Dear Mother-in-Law,
I’d like to publicly thank you for all of Colt’s wonderful Christmas gifts.
Specifically, the megaphone/bullhorn with siren.
We love it for so many reasons.
For one, I find that I am generally more alert now, and I wake up much faster.
When Colt sounds the siren, I actually LEAP out of bed in the morning!
We used to have to walk over to the neighbors to borrow a cup of sugar,