I have an inappropriate relationship with condiments.
Ketchup, gourmet mustard, vinaigrette dressing, garlic butter, ponzu, Worcestershire, spicy mayonnaise, relish, DIP DIP DIP!
I could smother my body in remoulade and hollandaise. It’s just. so. delicious.
And I’m pretty sure it’s the reason I’ll never be thin again.
Some people have a beer belly. Some people have a Béarnaise belly.
Our refrigerator was full,