I’ve been gone for a while – absent from the blogosphere for more than a year!
Why, you ask?
For many reasons, including but not limited to….laziness, depression, change in priorities, loss of interest, headache, fatigue…
Basically all the side effects of Cialis.
But now, I’m back! A year older. A year happier. A little fatter.
Speaking of…I just started the Couch to 5k Running Plan.
Dear Man At the Gym who Keeps Talking to Me Even Though I Never Make Eye Contact with You,
Thank you for recommending that ab exercise that you think I should be doing.
Thank you for pointing out the fact that I’m running on the defective treadmill, and suggesting that I move to the treadmill closest to you.
Thank you for staring at my breasts – reminding me that I forgot to pack a sports bra today.