I’m a sales rep on a college campus.
For my job, I often carry heavy awkward boxes for delivery, in a skirt and heels.
I cradle these boxes between my knees and elbows while trying to open the door with my butt.
Amazingly, no one ever seems to notice me wedging my ass in the doorframe.
I realize you can’t HEAR me over the deafening sound of your Beats by Dre headphones.