I’d like to publicly thank you for all of Colt’s wonderful Christmas gifts.
Specifically, the megaphone/bullhorn with siren.
We love it for so many reasons.
For one, I find that I am generally more alert now, and I wake up much faster.
When Colt sounds the siren, I actually LEAP out of bed in the morning!
We used to have to walk over to the neighbors to borrow a cup of sugar,
Over the last three years, we have spent approximately $107,499.99 on crap… with which Colt never plays.
Cars, trucks, balls, trains…
Springy-flashy-bouncy-things that vibrate and roar and come with 2,000 tiny parts.
And then we have spent another $25,499.99 on storage bins and lids and labels and baskets to compartmentalize the crap, so that my mother doesn’t call the fire inspector.
And despite all this excess,