I used to wear thong underwear.
In fact my college roommates and I used to have thong slingshot fights at the laundromat.
Until one of them would inevitably get hooked behind the washer on a drain pipe, or hung up in the light fixture (the underwear, not the roommates).
These days, my underpants are large and roomy. (To read more about what I’m currently wearing, read My Husband is Head Over Hanes for Me.)
But I do still own two thongs.
Husband: “Your underwear are heinous.”
Me: “What are you talking about – these are from Victoria’s Secret.”
Husband: “Well, I hope you got your senior citizen discount when you bought them.”
Me: “Just because they are full coverage doesn’t mean they aren’t sexy. Look at this fun pattern!”
Husband: “Mmmm, nothing like faded pink elephants on boxer briefs to turn me on.
Funny things happen to your body after you have a baby.
Even if you get back to the same “size” you were pre-pregnancy, your parts are all in slightly different locations.
Things are a little…. longer…and a little… lower…than they were before.
Not only do you have an actual baby to worry about now, but you also have all these jiggly bits to manage.